RTN

A “Gather ‘round everybody”

A “Jupiter, would you please put a nickel in the jukebox and play that song?”

A “I invented the Internet and this song I wrote almost 50 years ago proves it”

C “I think Steve Jobs invented the Internet, Ari”

FM “No Al Gore invented it”

Z “Steve Jobs invented Pasta”

J “No, Thomas Edison invented the Internet”

A “Now everybody, listen to the words of my song very carefully”

A “And you can see that I predicated and invented the Internet 50 years ago”

CB “Hank Williams Jr. invented the Internet”

P “No he invented beer”